Choose Your Own Torchwood

You get into your car with Orr and drive to city hall while Colchester and Jack stay at the hub to document Yvonne's newly found corpse.  Stepping out of the car, you encounter Tyler, standing outside of the hall wreckage with Ro-Jedda. "Ms. Cooper." Ro-Jedda says. "Gwen!" Tyler greets you. "Hi." you comment. "Was this red doors, or?" "Actually," Tyler says, "I'm not supposed to tell you, but looks like the Sorvix are actually responsible. You see, it was actually Yvonne who planted the bombs with the help of The Sorvix in order to gain power and kick out Jack." "Wow." Orr says. "Spoilers!" "Yeah, I know!" Tyler comments. "How dare you tell them this! I am very angry and am going to eat people." Ro-Jedda says. "Ha ha, she's kidding," Tyler says, before Ro-Jedda eats him alive. A. Be Eaten Alive By Ro-Jedda B. Betray Humanity to the Sorvix

 

 "NO!" Screams the red doors man as you close the door on him and flip him off.  This was the correct thing to do.  A. Continue the Plot as Normal and go to City Hall B. Turn into a goddamn chicken 

 Although you kill PC Owen, you are quickly gunned down. Kill streak: 2 restart

 "Jack, there's a man in Yvonne's truck, what the fuck man," Orr yells.  "I can explain!" said Jack, not explaining.  "Wow, it's almost like the rest of the story is going to play out like the original story." Colchester remarked. "That story is really good." Yvonne said. "Maybe they should stop reading this and start listening to Poker Face instead?!"  "Wow, that's a great idea," said literally everyone A. Listen to Poker Face this very instant, motherfucker CONGRATULATIONS! You have reached the best ending! It is called the listen to Poker Face this very instant

 You enter Yvonne's cell.  "Hello, Ms. Cooper. I need to warn you. There's a man in my trunk, a red doors operative, and he'll tell you that Jack is actually a super evil terrorist and he has actual proof man" Yvonne said. "Oh, wow."  "So, maybe you should, like, do something about it and put me in charge like I originally wanted? A. Put Yvonne In Charge