Put Yvonne in charge

 "Jack, there's a man in Yvonne's truck, what the fuck man," Orr yells. 

"I can explain!" said Jack, not explaining. 

"Wow, it's almost like the rest of the story is going to play out like the original story." Colchester remarked.

"That story is really good." Yvonne said. "Maybe they should stop reading this and start listening to Poker Face instead?!" 

"Wow, that's a great idea," said literally everyone

A. Listen to Poker Face this very instant, motherfucker

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