Betray Humanity to the Sorvix

 "Wow, bruh! Humanity straight up sucks, bro!" You shriek at the top of your lungs. "I'd rather inform Ro-Jedda of the weaknesses in the fabric of the Cardiff rift so she can bring in an invasion force!" 

"Wow, thanks." Ro-Jedda says, now aware of how to conquer the world. 

"What the fuck, gwen," says Orr, before she gets eaten alive by Ro-Jedda. 

"Yay. Now we are the co-dictators of the world!" screams Ro-Jedda. 

CONGRATULATIONS!

You own the world! Seems like a good ending to me! 

You'd be crazy to try and restart, but here's a way! 

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